♥ i am a witch ♥
intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS



(Quelle: subtubitles)



(Quelle: squizzled)



I’m not drunk I’m chillin
me when I’m drunk  (via earizona)

(Quelle: joseguwop)



braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 




(Quelle: channelblues)



thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…



Anonym asked:
how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.





hatelyn:

acacia

hatelyn:

acacia

(Quelle: roamingcatholics)






aduhm:

madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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(Quelle: music-and-shit)



hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes



jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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(Quelle: hi)



Anonym asked:
wie heißt du?

Anonym mag ich das nicht so gern… 





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