♥ i am a witch ♥

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…



(Quelle: chrisheads)



moneypowerbottom:

teacher: class take your seats

me:

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ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”



(Quelle: fashiion-gone-rouge)



faefluid:

a creature of true majesty

faefluid:

a creature of true majesty

(Quelle: mostlycatsmostly)



(Quelle: filthydumb)



if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Quelle: joydivsion)



mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin




(Quelle: comedycentral)





(Quelle: whorchacha)



(Quelle: musicforyourplants)



(Quelle: bjelyj)



(Quelle: tokomon)



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